3 definitions by SatisfiedCustomer

Post-Portuguese Vaginal Ache
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
Sally: Susan, are you okay? You seem to be walking with a limp.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
by SatisfiedCustomer April 22, 2008
Post-Portuguese Vaginal Ache
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
Sally: Susan, are you okay? You seem to be walking with a limp.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
by SatisfiedCustomer April 22, 2008
Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is to treat vaginal structural defects, affect aesthetic considerations, or to partially or totally construct or reconstruct a vagina. This procedure is normally attributed with the violent damage caused by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA
Vaginoplasty rejuvenates a woman's vagina, tightening muscles and repairing soft tissues damaged by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA
by SatisfiedCustomer March 10, 2009