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Post-Portuguese Vaginal Ache
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
Sally: Susan, are you okay? You seem to be walking with a limp.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
by SatisfiedCustomer April 22, 2008
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A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
Sally: Susan, are you okay? You seem to be walking with a limp.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.
by SatisfiedCustomer April 22, 2008
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