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He is sweet and strong and he deserves all the beautiful things that the universe can make.
He is a fucking masterpiece and can u believe he invented being a little gay.
Isak Valtersen is love, Isak Valtersen is life
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Get the isak valtersen mug.A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
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Get the Valtek1 mug.A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
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Get the Red_Valdez mug.A girl that has an ego bigger than her breast. She is overly cocky about herself and considers herself to be number one. Even through she is very sexy, her ego will hold back her chances with finding her soul mate.
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Get the Valez mug.Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.
Broad use in northern texas.
Broad use in northern texas.
"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
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