Valarie

Super hot woman, she's a sex machine. She has brown hair and is absolutely sexy, gives amazing bj's!

Guy 1. Dude I hooked up with a Valarie last night!!
Guy 2. No way man! I heard she gives damn good blowjobs!

by Jack minisota May 10, 2010

valaria

Basically the new word for clamitia. (Definitely recommend naming your child Valaria)

"You know that one how Kennedy"
"Yeah"
"Well she has valaria from Robert"

by Thatonegossipgirl March 6, 2017

Valaria

One of the most amazing girls you will meet. They are very caring and will always give you a hand. They can sometimes have a temper and can be a little bit annoying at times but you will learn to love a Valaria. If you a Valaria make sure to keep them close because you won’t find another one like these. Valarias are also very emotional but put up a good, strong wall.

Guy: have you seen that girl? She’s really cute

Guy 2: Yeah she seems like a Valaria

by Hahasuckacockdotcom February 19, 2019

Valparaiso

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.

Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.

by db_54 March 21, 2015

Valarus

the man with a plan. the extent of all that will be or has been.

man, the chick was valarus.

by MrVal July 7, 2010

valcarol

The ship name for a pairing in the MCU fandom between Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) and Valkyrie

Person 1: I totally ship Valcarol
Person 2: Well you're in luck, so do the actresses!

by Supernova508 November 13, 2020

Valgarð

A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.

Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!

by Stína December 1, 2021