My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021

Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.

"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.

by HiCallum October 1, 2013

valentine

A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.

My valentine was my friend this year.

by recklessguyyy February 4, 2015

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008

valentine's whore

A girl who is all sweet and nice to you just for the month of february just for your money, she is only in it for the gain of dinner and jewlery. Once you drop off the jewlery she's gone just like that in the next couple of days. She will attempt to cover it up by sweet bullshit talking until she is finally gone.

also see stealth bitch,dinner whore,valentines day,love,hate

Guy 1: That girl is a valentine's whore because she used my friend just for his money, and then took off...

Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.

by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007

valentine's day

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.

Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!

by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007

Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick

Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!

by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020