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vagina

The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango!
Bob was at the local pub and saw a nice looking gal, he said to his mate Phil "I wouldn't mind going the growl on that vagina." meaning touging her out.
by CutUpRough January 26, 2010
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vagina

See pussy. Only pansies and sex-ed teachers use the word "vagina".
Jill: My vagina feels funny.
Joe: ....the fuck is a vagina?
by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010
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vagina

"a warm cocoon of love and privacy" - Jerry O'Keefe (Evan Farmer)
"I finally figured out how to save my relationship with Erin and me. I am going to turn this place into a warm cocoon of love and privacy."
"You're turning this place into a vagina?!"
by adrianazzy January 18, 2006
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vagina

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
by Matt September 22, 2005
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vagina

A death trap more sinister than heroin, meth, and a gambling addiction combined.
Jack: did you hear about what happened to Phil?

Bob: Shit yeah dude. He fell into a vagina and it killed him.

Jack: I tried to warn him, but they never fucking listen.
by Jo Dizzle May 2, 2013
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vagina

The private pubic area located in the nether region of the female body Down Town.
With a wink, she asked if he was going "Down Town" on her vagina later.
by Nick-o July 13, 2007
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vagina

what will cause the fall of men
"dude vaginas are awesome"
"did you know that troy went to war over a vagina?'
"really?"
"yeah and they all died"
"oh damn.."
by dfa0306 March 11, 2013
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