A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.
Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!
by YAWA December 5, 2022
Get the community uterus mug.Disregarding all outside factors or influences, usually when examining a situation or object. Aimed at obtaining a fresh perspective.
by zob zylan February 13, 2007
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Another way to wish someone a happy birthday. The anniversary of being liberated from your mother's uterus.
by Darth Cyndal November 8, 2015
Get the Uterus Liberation Day mug.When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
by Area Resident September 7, 2021
Get the golden uterus syndrome mug.a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)
Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"
Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"
Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*
Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*
Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"
Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"
Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*
Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*
Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"
by Lindy Lou February 19, 2009
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Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
by Uterus Punch Man December 9, 2008
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Everyone has a right to make their own choices about their own bodies, but also; keep calm and bleed on.
Everyone has a right to make their own choices about their own bodies, but also; keep calm and bleed on.
Knowledgeable adult 1: "Did you hear AOCs speech at the Oversight Committee hearing?"
Knowledgeable adult 2: "Yes, she has some serious big uterus energy going on!"
Knowledgeable adult 2: "Yes, she has some serious big uterus energy going on!"
by chavol May 9, 2019
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