uterbs

A uterus with baboon-like tendencies.

Let's all do the uterbs dance!

by crazyamsuchamorning October 31, 2010

uterbang

To beat the pussy up. Repeatedly banging the uterus.

He bent me over the back seat and uterbanged me so good

by Bostonbbgrl June 4, 2014

blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.

Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.

by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014

Uterusty

(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.

"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."

by tickalishhh November 29, 2009

utersouras rex

When a womans egg goes unfertilized during her monthly menstrual cycle a small angry dinosaur hatches inside her uterus from that egg. The dinosaur becomes very angry and causes the women alot of pain.

i have cramps so bad my utersouras rex must be very angry

by may tree May 13, 2010

Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).

Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.

by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022

Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010