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Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.
I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.
by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016
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UrbDictitude

The attitude adapted by those who sign on to edit Urban Dictionary, only to find that 99% of the submissions are beneath human dignity.
"I used to be such a humaitarian, but after 1 hour of reading suggested additions, I have developed quite the UrbDictitude."
by thatwardgirl February 6, 2007
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Undiculous

When the situation is ridiculous, but not funny.
Larry the cable guy is just....undiculous.
by Devadander90 July 2, 2008
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urbdict

What you type into Google to quickly get to urbandictionary.com.
I can barely type two letters without typoing, so I always type as little as necessary to get to where I'm going.

Google search: urbdict I'm Feeling Lucky
by MC Mikey April 28, 2010
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Urbdic

Abbreviation of urban dictionary

Why have a regular dictionary when you can have urbdic
Regular dictionaries are lame
Urbdic is the sh*t
by LittleLaurie September 2, 2020
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urbdick

A guy who uses lots or big words and phrases found on urban dictionary to try to seem cool. Comes off as a dick. Hence UrbDick.
Urbdick: "Brah, I'm so pregrateing this fucking campy ass rave i'm boutta go to. i'm gonna get baked as fuck. you should come, but shit i'm gonna get man points tonight."
guy 1 (whispers to guy 2): "jeez he's so fucking arrogant. and who the hell does he think he is with all these fucking words?!"
guy 2: "i know, he's such an urbdick!"
by UrbDick? May 18, 2013
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urkick dictionary

instead of urBAN dictionary its's urKICK, because who likes getting banned right? Also Urkick dictionary is in my opinion the opposite of Urban Dictionary, where no one makes sex jokes about simple words.
Normal People: I went to Urkick dictionary, like I always do.
Retards: I went to Urban dictionary, and made a sex joke about a cookie, like i always do.
by how am i supposed to know November 1, 2018
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