Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.

Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.

by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013

upzone

To change the zoning of a plot of land to allow more housing to be built on it.

This neighborhood was all super-expensive single-family homes until the city upzoned it. Now it's legal to build dense condos/apartments so I can afford to live here.

by TommSciortino August 26, 2020

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.

Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP

by weirdity February 2, 2021

Upton Sinclair

Born on September 20th, 1878, in Baltimore, Maryland, Upton Sinclair was a "muckraker" (An American journalist or writer who sought out to initiate social and political reforms). He wrote his first book, Springtime and Harvest, in 1901, which was a story of two lovers, inspired by his first unhappy marrige.

In 1906, Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," which was a book to protest the meatpacking industry. He wrote about how a man fell in a meat grinder, but they continued anyway.
He made political, economic, and social changes within his lifetime, as well as write over 90 books!
A complete genius of his time

Thanks to Upton Sinclair, I don't eat people.

by Manov January 7, 2009

Andrew Upton

1) Australian playwright, screenwriter and director. Husband to Cate Blanchett.
2) Eerily lucky man, possibly due to witchcraft.

1) Andrew Upton wrote Don Juan for the Sydney Theatre Company. So you think he has insider info about selling your soul for talent and a perfect woman?
2) Fred: Toby is such an Andrew Upton; gorgeous girlfriend, amazing work, to know him is to adore him.
Steve: Let us burn him at the stake.
Fred: Okay! **skips off to do so**

by Eliqan Fiend October 2, 2007

Kate Upton

someone you want to fuck

"kate uptons so hot" "i wanna fuck her"

by trashboat237 June 5, 2016