An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.
Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt
Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?
Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?
Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022
Get the Unksmug. by Deezntz July 6, 2022
Get the Unkmug. by Mira 10 2025 September 30, 2025
Get the Unkmug. TheNotoriousUnker is the leader of the unkers
by TheNotoriousUnker September 26, 2022
Get the UNKmug. 
Unk is a word we use for someone whose decisions can be a bit confusing, but every now and then, they actually make sense.
It's like they have their own unique way of doing things, and while it might seem random sometimes, there's a method to their madness every once in a while. So an "Unk" is kind unpredictable but not completely without reason in their choices
what Unk's do most of the time (examples)
It's like they have their own unique way of doing things, and while it might seem random sometimes, there's a method to their madness every once in a while. So an "Unk" is kind unpredictable but not completely without reason in their choices
what Unk's do most of the time (examples)
Scenario: Picture someone confidently strolling around without teeth, embracing the unconventional charm of a toothless grin.
Explanation: They proudly declare that teeth are overrated and the world deserves to witness their unique, toothless smile as a symbol of embracing individuality.
Example 2:
Scenario: Picture your friend, a true eccentric, not just discarding cigarette ashes on the ground but deliberately incorporating them into their clothes. They carefully tap their ashes onto the Vetements, Because they don't care about monetary valuable things.
If your friend does that, he is an Unk
Explanation: They proudly declare that teeth are overrated and the world deserves to witness their unique, toothless smile as a symbol of embracing individuality.
Example 2:
Scenario: Picture your friend, a true eccentric, not just discarding cigarette ashes on the ground but deliberately incorporating them into their clothes. They carefully tap their ashes onto the Vetements, Because they don't care about monetary valuable things.
If your friend does that, he is an Unk
by a_x8228 February 19, 2024
Get the Unkmug. A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.
by LastRealist January 13, 2025
Get the Unk nutmug.