Umpire

Best player from Mumbai Indians, the greatest ever who won them all trophies

Oh those are mumbai indian's 12th, 13th and 14th players, the umpires

by Nodeemroyan March 27, 2021

uphrenism

lol

jorja is a uphrenism

by jorja sucks dick August 17, 2021

umpyre

Where angry parents or other fans at a ball game would like to "roast da referee alive" due to one of more calls dat they either disagree with or are otherwise unhappy about.

As ugly as high-school basketball games can get sometimes, anyone in charge of da scoring should consider wearing flameproof uniforms in case any of da spectators start yelling about an "umpyre"!

by QuacksO April 7, 2022

Uphrez

The opposite of 'W-Rizz'.

That guy over there has some major Uphrez.

by pesty_pest0 July 27, 2023

umphers

The smelliest guy you’ll meet!

Umphers smells like eggs.

by Barracksmedic April 21, 2024

First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010

afl umpire

a cunt on an AFL field wearing ones team colours and not the others

Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond

Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire

by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018