Adjacent upward mobility effect

This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.

By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.

by Big moma shay May 29, 2018

failing upwards

the only podcast that matters

Failing Upwards, the only podcast that matters you dead bitch

by sache_5 October 15, 2018

upward throatfuck

When the submissive person is giving the dominant person head while his body and face are facing upwards.

Bro, you should’ve seen that girls face after I gave her the Upward Throatfuck.

by Chief Queefius April 17, 2018

Upward Bound

A college-prep program offered in high schools. Time consuming, but they do get to go visit colleges pretty often. Generally used to make everyone else feel like shit because they aren't in it. Where there is one UBer (person in UB) there will be at least 3 more in the immediate vicinity. Generally, UBer's act like they are better than everyone else because they get to go to L.A. for a week here, SF for a week there, and because they are upheld as the best thing on the f'ing earth. Ironic because for all they do to prepare for college in that class, the number one in the graduating class isn't in UB.

UBer 1: OMG you remember when we went to LA and that random hobo came up to us and blahblahblah?

UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!

The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?

by Genius ad hominem September 30, 2011

upward theism

Life only evolves better. There is no hell.

Upward theism is full of life.

by Upward theism April 24, 2019

upward nobility

Rising in social status by virtue of one's grace and generosity of spirit, inherent qualities having nothing to do with money, fame or possession.

With the re-ordering of social values resulting from the epidemic and the market crash, he increasingly found himself invited to the best parties, asked to speak in a spectrum of venues, and was quietly made aware of his upward nobility.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

Upwardian Scientology

A religion that upholds the image of science while demanding faith in claims on the basis of scientific consensus and treats challenges as heretical. Religious figures are known as teachers, professors, journalists and experts. Places of worship are called schools and universities. The faith was named by Allen Upward in his 1901 open letter "The New World"

The 2020 pandemic has made Anthony Fauci one of the most respected figures in Upwardian Scientology

by A modern heretic February 28, 2021