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log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.
Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.
by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010
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twabbler

A guy or girl who is confused as to whether they like girls or guys; they wobble between twats and nots.
by Nikki Pope June 21, 2008
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twibble

did you see john last night? he looked like twibble
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Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
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twabbler

Person 1: That chick is SUCH a twabbler.
Person 2: A What?
Person 1: A twat gobbler.
Person 2: . . .
Person 1: Like, a lesbian?..
Person 2: OH!
by El Twabblero June 20, 2011
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Twabble

Twabble is a social networking platform for readers and writers to share their ideas, stories, and opinions.
"Saw that column you liked on Twabble.com via your facebook wall."
by Anonymouse5 August 9, 2012
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twubbles

A charming contraction of "twat bubbles" that refers to the flatus - i.e. fart gas - that, depending on body position, can sometimes becomes trapped between a woman's labia, requiring squirming to release.
She squirmed in her seat, trying discretely to squish her twubbles away.
by HHiram July 11, 2014
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