HHiram's definitions

Rectalfication

Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.

My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.

by HHiram September 13, 2014

twubbles

A charming contraction of "twat bubbles" that refers to the flatus - i.e. fart gas - that, depending on body position, can sometimes becomes trapped between a woman's labia, requiring squirming to release.

She squirmed in her seat, trying discretely to squish her twubbles away.

by HHiram July 11, 2014