huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

by rotifera June 26, 2009

Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

The Twilight Series

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.

Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.

by haha irdk November 11, 2020

Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.

Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."

by Druqks October 26, 2008

Twilight Time

n. The time between when school ends and when your parents get home.

Sweet, it's twilight time, take out the porn stash!

by Tlostinthefuture February 28, 2009

Twilight Sickness

When your so sick of Twilight and the fangirls, that you want so badly for someone to throw away everything Twilight.

Dude 1- Uhhhh, I have Twilight Sickness.

Dude 2- Ahhh! I know!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!

by P4R4MOR3 June 22, 2009

Twilight

1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.

1. It must be about twilight hour.
2. (Irrelevant example for twilight goes here.)

by Unimportant Name April 2, 2009