tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005

tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!

by Bill Davis (the original) July 28, 2008

tweeze

Once spoken by an anonymous african american from New York, it is a slang word for the green leafy substance, marijuana.

*exact quote:
"I smoke a lil' tweeze now and then."

by Robbie R August 22, 2007

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

Tweedles

Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.

I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.

by SilentVendetta September 23, 2010

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009