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tweb

A loser, typically someone who gets no e girls
"God, you're such a tweb"
by sugarytooba March 30, 2021
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teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006
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Boss Tweed

A Texas heavy metal band that was popular in the 80s and consisted of Donny Hart on vocals, Damon Duperre on guitar, Scott Wood on bass guitar and Lance Williams on drums. Boss Tweed has been credited as the origional heavy metal band from Texas opening up the doors for bands like Pantera, Rigor Mortis, and Drowning Pool.
Boss Tweed is playing at the Rock Haven tonight.
by Not Worth A Rats Ass September 24, 2008
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tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis
Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.
by E and L October 4, 2006
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tweed breed

Tweed Breeds are located in Tweed Heads, Northern NSW. They are usually found dressed in nike shox and bum bags, or bare foot. They also usually wear snapbacks and usually have a rat tail or mullet. They usually fight in packs of ten and hang around areas such as tweed skate park, bypass, streets of coolangatta, eagle, or arkinstall. They are usually aged between 12 - 18. They smoke, steal, fight, swear, root and drink. A tweedbreeds vocabulary doesn't get much further than "putrid, grit, cunt, slut, mutt, dawg, mooxie, fuck and blat" Tweedbreed rivals are murbah, palmy army and kk87.
"why are you 12 and smoking?"
"cos im tweed breed cunt"
by mnxjxdhvfgb al/n cjk hoeqhvfnc December 18, 2011
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Teebo

A cool as dude. He is what he is. Very intelligent, insightful, and open minded. Dangerous when pushed to his limit but usually levelheaded. Loves deep and unconditionally.
I met a Teebo today and he has been on my mind ever since.
by Teebo Timberlake December 21, 2016
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Tweedlezoid

The Missing Brother of Tweedledum and Tweedledee,

This Brother: Tweedlezoid, is someone that can not and will not see or realize the Truth and Facts of life and the world around us!

The Tweedlezoid tends to fight the Truth and Facts that 9/11 was an inside job,

Tweedlezoid is a brainwashed and afraid little creature who tends to believe whatever the President, ( George W. Bush ) says,

He thinks that the war in the middle east is a War on Terror, and when confronted with the Truth he often starts to spew and regergetate the lies that his TV's news has told him, believing that what he is saying is right,

When in fact he is just another Sheep that the Media has created,

If You see this sad little sap, please do all you can to save him,
Make him EAT THE TRUTH!
Remember: Tweedlezoid, World Government loves you, because the TV said so! :-)
by Cherry_Nova November 16, 2006
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