Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Under the Tuscan Sun

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.

Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.

by Jemanda March 30, 2009

tuscan t-bone

In prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. It's when the one who's salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the tosser's ass, i.e. a stick, soap, a penis.

"Did you hear about Joe." "What?" "Big Frank tossed his salad, so he shoved a mop up his ass."

by THERAPIST October 27, 2004

Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020

Tuscan

Has also shagged your mum especially keirans
Has a massive penis
WICKED SKENGMAN
enjoys nandos with the boys

Yo did u hear tuscan shagged your mum
WHAT

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Tuscan Rim

A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.

Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.

by HANDLEWHAT June 22, 2024

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022