turt

trying to be serious and slowly and eventually talking about very disgusting topics

Stop the turt please!
That turting guy is stupid

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".

"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".

by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017

Turt

An abreviattion of turtle

Omg i got a new turt for a pet

by Apxkdklsmcixos February 1, 2017

Turt

A Person Of Great Wisdom, Compassion, Loyalty, Honor, Trust

Turt Is Ya Baby Mom Favorite Promoter

by Lackxn November 22, 2021

turt

turt so cal is a twitter personality with nearly 4,000 followers.

James: I just followed turt on twitter!
Me: awesome...

by Bruhtonius December 3, 2020

turt

a person on the woomy arras discord server who sucks at the game so bad that they mald to every death.

Person 1: turt is so trash at woomy arras.io
Person 2: I know right!

by fishonurbandictionary July 7, 2022

turt

A god like being with infinite power it is the god of everything in the form a small turtle who only says turt his power level has been esmated to be♾ he is everything in one he is turt

Turt:a being that possesses abilities more powerful than a gods.

by a god of peace July 26, 2022