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Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.
We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.
by Steve2 May 21, 2007
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Turtling

1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".

2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."

Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)

2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"

Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010
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In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
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The act of dumping out a backpack, turning it inside out and replacing the contents
Those mothafuckas turtled my back
by Thibadeaux October 11, 2003
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Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
by Massive action June 8, 2017
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When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
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The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.
I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.
by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022
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