Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Twinter

When no one retweets you for a while on Twitter.

It was a long and dreary twinter, but Tim retweeted my wiener joke and all was good again!

by @catfur July 4, 2012

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

Twintertime

A combination of the word "wintertime" and the word" twinkle" which refers to the feeling that one would have upon witnessing the holiday lights as they reflect upon the ice and snow of the winter season.

She was experiencing Twintertime as she stepped outside Christmas eve night.

by MrWood November 15, 2017

turnted up

Past tense for turnt up. Because turned up is incorrect. According to dean muckle. He's British.

I turnted up 2hours before my game today...i know the feeling

by Carlsden February 25, 2018

turntelope

Noun. (Turnt•e•lope)
1. :An absolute party animal. Someone who is always down to rage. Frequently spotted in college towns, bars, or parties, Turntelopes can be spotted pre-gaming around the country.

"Yo, is there a pregame tonight?"
"Text Brad, he's a turntelope."

by Rileynaz January 3, 2019

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020