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Trumpsplaining 

To profess publicly a piece of trivia which you have just learned, as if you are bringing enlightenment to the masses, even though this information is something that the vast majority of your audience learned in primary school.
The boss is in trumpsplaining mode again. He just announced that Puerto Rico is an island.
Trumpsplaining by P Venkman October 5, 2017

Trumpeting 

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
Trumpeting by Kuaishou December 29, 2018

trumpeting penis 

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

TrumpStank 

a condition that describes a person, place or thing that reminds another person or persons, of the infamously negative and/or deeply revolting, terrifying or just plain unpleasant, behaviors, actions and non-actions (especially) of one Donald J. Trump- Formally Impeached President Of The United States Of America.
TrumpStank descriptive noun: as in "For the next 10,000 years, Americans will not support, advise or even consider voting for anyone who seems like, thinks like, feels like, acts like or even smells like one Donald J. Trump, impeached "president " of the USA, 'cuz they've got TrumpStank on 'em"
TrumpStank by peaceful1952 May 6, 2020

Trumpskin 

when someone goes overboard on a tan and has an orange glow
Donald has a Trumpskin
Trumpskin by my-peroid-is-near April 29, 2017

trumpspan 

Trumpspan...defines...the era and what President Trump did during his office
To me... during Trumpspan i quit watching Tv...thats for sure ..what i did during that era