trumpcheck

def: 1) Trump's response to the coronavirus pandemic; a buffoonish attempt to buy votes of trumptard s by giving them money (mailing them trumpchecks) to continue ignoring his bumbling incompetence, mental unfitness, pathological lying , and generally assclownish behavior.

... NOT the same as a Trump Check

Q: "Did u receive your trumpcheck, yet?" A: "Oh, yeah, dude, like I done spent it on an ounce of premium bud! Q2: "Like, gimme a bowl of that bud, dude!" A2: "STFU dude! Get your own u moochin' trumpanzee!"

trumpcheck by Eppypotamus March 26, 2020

Trumpcated 

A presidency cut short.

Donald Trump's term was trumpcated when he and his administration were caught colluding with the Russians while on the campaign trail and beyond.

Trumpcated by I am Bossy March 9, 2017

Trumpmageddon 

The era marked by Donald Trump's presidency that will last for four years until we get a new president. In the meantime, people in Trumpmageddon era are hoping that Donald Trump doesn't totally wreck up America. Because of Trumpmageddon, people who are strongly against Trump are migrating to Canada. It's just really humiliating that we lost America to Donald Trump the sunburnt soul-eating sexist racist extremist troll.

Dr. Lewis: I'm so glad that Donald Trump won. Now Hillary Clinton won't have access to our launch codes.

Mr. Gordon: But you do realize that we have a far worse president, right?

Dr. Lewis: *sigh* I know... I try to make the best out of this though. We have to survive Trumpmageddon and we will make it out alive.

Mr. Gordon: I'm moving to Canada in four weeks.

Dr. Lewis: Yeah you do that...

Trumpmageddon by SushiWarlord November 22, 2016

Trumpcine 

An injection of bleach and hydroxycloroquine followed by ultraviolet light.

"Going to get my Trumpcine"
"It was nice knowing you, RIP"

Trumpcine by Queen Buttrix April 11, 2021

Trump Care 

A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick

Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.

Trump Care by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."

"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"

trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Trump Care 

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

Trump Care by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017