Quadra-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands and both feet.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the masturbating with BOTH hands and your feet, man?

Oh that, yah I'm Quadra-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

Drop Trou Wllie

A President Clinton doll that drops trou.

I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

drop trou

An expression used when a woman is so blindingly attractive, a guy responds (metaphorically) by dropping his trousers and masturbating.

"Whoa! Did you see that Latina at the bar? Jeez, I was ready to drop trou when I saw her!"

by LittleBrainExpert January 18, 2019

Trou Just War Theory

The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:

Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.

Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.

CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.

by Old Grad April 24, 2009

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper March 11, 2011

Paristower de trou inférieur

When you are skydiving over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you can't move your body, and as you land, the Paris tower pierces through your anus-hole while you helplessly sit there.

Cory: Bro.. did you hear what happened to ben?
Luke: Yeah man.. He got a paristower de trou inférieur..

by We can officially be friends. August 26, 2025