Trenting

The action of giving a gift known to be damaged in some way rendering it useless to the recipient. Arguably a representation of "It's the thought that counts" to its very limits.

Dude, are you seriously trenting that broken cup as a Christmas present?

by Zombleton Smith December 15, 2016

Treting

Shuffling your feet in a manner to annoy someone.

Some idiot was treting the whole way down the street and i got hella pissed off.

"Stop treting your feet," my mom moaned.

by C.A. Russ March 30, 2007

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

Trenting

To camp the night in a tent suspended from trees

We are going trenting this weekend .

by Buffalo soldier June 23, 2018

treeing

the act of making a tree in a groupchat and then leaving

josh: 🌳
josh left the chat
josh: sorry for treeing out of a groupchat

by joshuarush April 6, 2019

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013