traptos

A combination of the words trap and aptos which refers to the criminal underworld of Aptos CA. These criminals are responsible for the drug trade at Aptos high and Cabrillo College. Despite the fact that Aptos (Seacliff, Seacape, Corralitos, Rio del Mar, La Selva) has a low crime rate. A large amount of drugs sales and crime occur.

Person 1: aptos kids ain't really out here

Person 2: Nah breh, this is traptos we move hella weight. What's good pussy

by Aptos druggies suck May 23, 2021

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

tattoob

A breast tattoo. Portmanteau of tattoo and boob.

"Hey, check out that chick's butterfly tattoob!"
"Where?"
"Where do you think? I said 'tattoob'!"
"I know, Dude. I mean where exactly?"
"The left one, near the cleavage."

by Jim Jr. August 30, 2007

tractor breath

A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.

Tom - Way to keep up tractor breath. We lost you on the first hill.
Doug - <pant>

by malarky2020 October 12, 2008

Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.

Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!

by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

Tractor Tread

The wrinkles on your testicles skin when they are cold and shriveled up.

Damn that water was cold, my nuts have some serious tractor tread now.

by ChuckT123 April 8, 2009