transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.

Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."

by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018

transfaction

to move money in and out of a cash register

The cashier transfactions that money in and out the cash register.

by bunnygirl9550 March 8, 2021

transflation

The steady, but consistent change in inflation while denying it's true effect or impact on the economy.

No need to worry, the economy is just going through a transflationary stage. Higher prices means people are spending more, and that's good for the economy.

by jseris June 3, 2022

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

transfunctional

where a person/animal/object has the ability/properties to change all function(s) upon becoming damaged or malformed.

My Wrench is transfunctional, after I snapped it in half it became a razor

by Debbers Dictionary December 14, 2022

Transactionless Payment

Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems

Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023

Transactional Breadcrumbing

When someone initiates the relationship with a ‘transaction’s by giving a bare minimum gift, but asks you to give something in return later.

The ‘breadcrumbs’ are inconsistent engagement with the developing relationship, while they are relying on you to commit to their task.

I don’t know why he keeps telling me he’s going to buy me a Burkin, and never does it? He paid for lunch on our date, and our plans keep falling through or something changes. I think he’s doing that transactional breadcrumbing.

by Mdsn0 July 23, 2024