Henry Townshend

The Main Character and protagonist in Silent Hill 4: The Room. Henry is a calm, young man who never lets his feelings show. Henry moved into into Room 302 in an apartment complex called South Ashfield Heights, located in the medium sized city of Ashfield, which is about half a day's drive away from Silent Hill. Henry soon had nightmares and developed headaches, soon noticing that he has been locked inside of his apartment room for five days. Suddenly a large hole appears in his bathroom, and as the game progresses, get's larger. With no reason or warning, he is dragged into the depths of terror.

Person one: Dude, have you seen Jack?

Person two: No man, not at all. He's been shut in his room for days. Playing video games I expect.

Person one: Damn, what a Henry Townshend.

by Red Pyramid Thing June 14, 2011

Pete Townshend

Best guitarist the world has ever seen. Guitarist/Singer of Legendary rock band, The Who. Famed for writing the worlds two greatest rock operas, Tommy and Quadrophenia.
Known for his aggresive treatment of the guitar, feedback and power-chord style.

Limp Bizcut- I wish i could write like Pete Townshend can. Then i would have hits.

Unknown person- Wow, hold up man. Why dont you just cover his songs and slaughter them to pieces?

by {J}{U}{S}{T}{I}{N} August 4, 2008

Monroe Township

A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.

Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.

All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.

P1: Ugh, man! This place sucks!
P2: I know, it's almost like we're back in Monroe Township again.

by The cheeesze bandit March 23, 2019

Peters Township Middle School

Imagine a place where no one gets along with each other because everyone’s goal is to be better than the next person. Imagine a work environment in which only favors those who excel in sports and like to get high on Friday nights. Imagine a place where there are very, very few people who will listen to you. Imagine Peters Township Middle School. This is 2-year torture block is one of the most mismanaged, utterly disgraceful public schools I have ever stepped foot in.

The teachers fall into 2 categories - The “I want to be a middle school student again” category, in which the teachers don’t teach and instead spend class time talking about the stupid cheer and danceathon and play favorites on students who are on the path to suspension (just because those kids fit into the “popular, partying, jock” crowd”) and the “I wanna get out of this place” category, in which the teachers teach with even less personality and effectivity, don’t help anyone who asks for it, and tells kids that get 70%’s on their tests, “At least you got a passing grade.” There are few exceptions to this.

When I die, I hope I don’t end up in Peters Township Middle School.

by qwertynnerdy March 17, 2019

grosse pointe towney

Middling-class Grosse Pointers whose social status has declined CONSIDERABLY the past two decades or so on account of regional economic decline, a burgeoning newly affluent group of parvenus, and their own personal financial misfortunes. While never as wealthy nor distinguished as some of their blue-blood, mansion-owning neighbors, this group once enjoyed a reasonable level of material comfort and local prominence back in the pre-cable TV, pre-PC, pre-internet, pre-cell phone age (nee' Cold War era) and tended to predominate in those avenues of community life usually considered "common": little league baseball, brownies and cub scouts, city and municipal gov't, ice cream socials, PTA, et al. Alas, since the Reagan presidency, this sub-culture, like the plight of most middle class Americans everywhere, has slowly dissolved away to the newer and more affluent types with their store-bought designer clothes, McMansions, strange accents, and even more questionable occupations in some cases. This has forced some GPers, as a means of survival, to choose either "trading up" - at the risk of being referred to derisively as "bourgoise", "new money", or "traitors to their former class" or a decidedly LESS inviting move "down market" at the further risk of being declared "declasse'." Those who try to stay as they are (somehow defying social gravity by hanging on by their fingernails), do so at the risk of acquiring the ambiguous and rather demeaning moniker "towney." People residing in this new-found purgatory give themselves away unintentionally but unmistakably: deferred maintenance and repairs on homes, older and/or used cars, worn and out-dated furniture, fewer social events, little or no holiday celebrations, et al. "Towney" in this context means precisely what it implies: residents of a notable town or prominent enclave who themselves possess neither the stature, influential ties, nor net worth of its more pedigreed citizenry and often find themselves "jobbed out" by such gentry, or scrounging for other meager income opportunities in order to make ends meet. This phenomenon, while specific to the above mentioned locale, is more than likely occurring in any number of formerly respectable pre-World War I communities across the United States.

The film adaptation of the novel "House Of Sand And Fog", while depicting an old Iranian family in social and economic decline (and their rather desperate attempts to camoflage said occurrence) could easily be transposed to reflect what a great many current (and former) Grosse Pointers are going through in light of changing times. Never with a bonafide pedigree and a sudden lower status, they become, in effect, Grosse Pointe Towneys. Oh, how the mighty have fallen !

by Thorstein Veblen April 21, 2008

Manheim Township

The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.

Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"

Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"

by Pissed off student. October 20, 2012

Penn Township Police

Penn Township is a village in western Pennsylvania and just so happens to be the home of the biggest asshole police officers you will ever meet...EVER. They hold bias against certain people, pull you over for not doing anything, think they're above the law, etc. They're so bored because of the lack of actual crime in the area, they will question people riding their bikes at the park for christ's sake! Also, the LOVE to make up their own laws! Riding a motorbike on private property? Yep, they'll question you. Taking your friend home on your motorcycle, which, may I add, has a valid license plate with current registration stickers? They'll hold up traffic on one of the busiest roads in the fucking area to tell you you can't ride it, even though you can and it's perfectly legal. That's a prime example of their bias, and of course, making up their own laws. And everyone in the area is in on it too, so if you try to get them to drop the charges you got for something completely stupid and half made-up, it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to avoid them, too, since everyone in the area is a stuck up bitch and calls them the second your fucking dog barks or someone beeps their fucking horn. I can't wait to leave this place, and I wouldn't suggest living or driving through it. I hope they read this, maybe it will give them a reality check, they really need it.

*Sitting in my driveway with 2 or 3 friends, all on motorbikes*

*Penn Township Police whip into my driveway*

Me: "Uh, can I help you..?"

Cop: "Yeah"...*some bullshit about riding illegally on my own property*

Me: "Actually, this is private property..."

Cop: "Oh, well I'm still going to take down you and all of your friend's information for the third time this week because I think I'm above the law."

by merolab~ February 27, 2013