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Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
by acidonion August 31, 2016
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go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.
Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*
by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018
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Toester

Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)
Guys toester is here holy shit
by carlo!! October 15, 2020
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St. Totteringham's Day

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
by Makams December 25, 2008
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toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.
by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008
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testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.
When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.
by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009
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ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*
by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021
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