peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.
Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.
by Milton's Opus March 11, 2017
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Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh August 23, 2015
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Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.
"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."
by pooprat February 17, 2009
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Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.
He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!
by Arafales October 27, 2019
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rasberry tort

Did u see montells rasberry tort?
by fresh water April 03, 2003
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Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave
Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it
by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024
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Matt Tort

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024
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