The famous saxophone player from wiltshire, UK. Featuring in such bands as The Aladdins, UUUD and of course, Bert's Apple Crumble - famously named after an anal sex act
Uuud - "i HAVE YOUR FACE!"
The Aladdins "he walked off stage once and quit on their first and last ever show. What a legend"
Bert's Apple Crumble "Look at the naked one playing saxophone! Its Lazlo Toots!"
An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.
That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.