Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
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The tongue is an object in one's mouth, Its slimy, wiggly and wet. Without the tongue, a person may struggle to make noises and scream. A person can survive without it, but may have trouble finding pleasure in eating things.
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Get the Tongue mug.One who enjoys the delicious taste and odor of his womans ass cheeks spread wide as he takes in her sphincter aroma and then cleanses her browneye squeeky clean with his tongue. Usually following up with a bit of balls deep anal action.
As a bung tonguer, I cleansed my old ladys asshole and then she let me bust a nut deep in her bung pipe.
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Get the bum tonguing mug.Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!
I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.
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