tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

by nathz January 20, 2010

tomfoolery

To play a prank. To trick someone into something else. To fool someone.

James invited me to the party Friday, but when I got to the place he told me, no one was there. On Monday, people at school were talking about how awesome it was Friday night. I think there's been some tomfoolery going on here.

by Juice Dudette February 23, 2008

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

TorPOOdo

The incredibly fast moving poop that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.

While driving down the highway, I felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torPOOdo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.

by janetta banetta September 20, 2010

Tompouce

The Dutch term for the vagina

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce

by shmeedle May 2, 2019

Tampoodle

when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon

Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

Tomfoolery

The final stage of fun. Fun leads to horseplay. Horseplay is a gateway to roughhousing. Roughhousing leads to tomfoolery. Get your children vaccinated from fun today by injecting them with the plauge. This will surely protect them from enjoying themselves. #EndTomFoolery

Oh no, my child has contracted tomfoolery!

by RancidMilk42 May 8, 2018