TorPOOdo

The incredibly fast moving poop that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.

While driving down the highway, I felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torPOOdo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.

by janetta banetta September 19, 2010

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 09, 2015

Torpoodo

A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus

"I had to dry my butt cheeks after they were hit with the splash from firing a torpoodo."

by Poots_McGee February 29, 2016

Torpoodo

When you cat gets the zoomies after taking a massive poo and run around at torpedo speed.

We'll look at my little torpoodo

by Scoop007 January 16, 2022

torpoodo

(n)
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile

I bet you can't hit josh1 with a torpoodo.

by joah March 12, 2005

Torpoodo

When you do a poo whilst swimming

I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap

by Savage creep November 24, 2022