Tomás

Tomás is an amazing person, that anyone can get along with and always share a good laugh with.

He's caring and will check up on you if you've had a bad day even when he isn't feeling the best himself. A Tomas is seen to be and adorable yet handsome tanned man with a cute face and soft fluffy hair he also has hips of a god, an amazing booty, and amazing muscles but still soft and hug-able. Tomas is a sentimental and a very cheesy person pulling dad jokes, puns, dirty jokes all of them and everyone loves him for it! Tomas is a selfless person, who cares about people. If you have a Tomas in your life get along with that Guy. Tomas is a strong reliable person who will go through hell and back for the people he cares about he may suck at replying at times, take your time with him and get to know the guy.
Tomas has amazing hugs

ffs

Man what a Tomás

What?! Tomás you have a bracelet today?

by Snow❄👸🐇🐔🕊🌼🥀 May 7, 2020

Tomato Rush

A sexual act that involves two people. One person gets a metal baseball bat and hits the other person in the kidneys until they pee blood. However, then the person with the bat gets their chest peed on but its blood.

hey why is your shirt all red? Oh cuz this chick gave me a Tomato rush last night!

by Mar Tea March 25, 2010

Tomato Basil

A phrase for people who live in the "high crime rate" cities to use when they are talking to people who live in the suburbs of said city. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. Good or bad. You'll always know what it means, but to those suburbanites who think it'll make them "gangster" to use this phrase, it'll just make you seem like a bit of an idiot. :D

"That is so tomato basil."

"I'm feeling so tomato basil today."

"Could you pass the tomato basil."
"Why you are looking extremely tomato basil today."

by Iamthetomatobasilishous March 27, 2010

tomahonkey

A white person who claims to be indian, but isn't. It can also be a person of very little indian blood that self identifies as only native.

That tomahonkey looks like an idiot with those fake eagle feathers in their hair.

by Real NdN November 17, 2014

Tomato Plant

Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.

"Are you still growing those tomato plants"

by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018

asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.

Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Bob The Tomato

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.

Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!

by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018