Tubular suction

When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.

Nate was so lonely after his wife left him he got the vacuum and gave himself some tubular suction

by DrMcLovin May 8, 2016

Tubularr

A sex position in which to lesbians insert a tube in both their vaginas then proceed to scissor each other.

“You want to tubularr with me🤤”

by Imdaddy69 January 19, 2020

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014

nano-tubular

A modern phrase of the 1980's term tubular. cool,fun,exciting.

When tiger woods finishes under par, it's totally nano-tubular.

by David Chavez January 18, 2009

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Tubular

White man's word for "cool".

That's like, Tubular, dude!

by gundamNIT January 15, 2003

Tubular

When you are describing a man dick and he is less to be desired.

"His dick was just totally tubular!"

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019