back-to-back jacks

1. In baseball, when two consecutive batters each hit a home run.
2. The act is sitting back-to-back with someone, while giving each other reach-around manual stimulation.

1. "Dude, I went to the Orioles game last night and Roberts and Markakis hit back-to-back jacks!"
"What was the final score?"
"They lost 10-2."

2. Tom and Kevin had some drunken back-to-back jacks last night, claiming it's not gay if they can't see what they're doing

by Castrati July 25, 2011

To pull a jackson

To insult a teachers age

To pull a Jackson on ms.Smith is to insult her age

by Spotlight uhh March 8, 2019

To do a Jackson

for a small boy with an exceptionaly small head to shout out his mothers name during sexual intercourse with a woman or usualy a man.

To do a jackson:
Martin: Go on Timmy take it hard and deep
Timmy:Oh yerr ahhhhhhhhh
Martin: oooooo MARJORY AHHHHHH
Timmy: Dude did you just do a Jackson on my ass!?!?!

by Squire135 February 21, 2009

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008