Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.

Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

by Handballs April 12, 2009

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

by jspringston July 7, 2008

take the browns to the superbowl

have a bowel movement.

I'll be right back... gotta take the browns to the superbowl.

by walberto ralon March 30, 2007

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

by zDavidz May 12, 2008

take the browns to the superbowl

Another word for taking a huge dump.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.

by Sypth September 26, 2006

Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.

"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"

by tgif099 August 8, 2009