Treemeister

King of the trees; a drunk person in a tree.

From the viral vid "Drinking Out of Cups"

"I'm the Treemeister. I'm king of the trees."

Lisa got smashed on unofficial and climbed a tree, declaring herself Treemeister.

by IlliniMama March 5, 2010

Telemark NJ

A small town deep inside the slums of Rockaway NJ. The average day of a telemark native would be to wake up and occasionally rip a few Geebs or smoke an occasional blunt. Eventually the bar down the street opens and everyone gets smashed. The telemark air is dangerous to breathe in unless you have been a telemarker since you were born.Otherwise the air will kill your lungs. The lake can cause one to disintegrate if entered. The majority of teens there like to get stoned all day everyday and are considered scum to other parts of Rockaway. Parents are usually drunks who think that they can party like they used to in high school and don't give a fuck what there kids do

Im going to Telemark NJ to rip some danky Geebs and get fuckin cooked.

by Birchwood j scheezy April 6, 2011

telemarketers

Little annoying @!#$% that keep on calling you when your busy

The @#$!ing telemarketer called me while i was eating

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

Teemo

The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.

Teemo's DPS will rape your face.

by Mawnikuh November 19, 2010

Teeman

Teeman, is any substance or article of matter that is "in the club", or near a "pyton", which are two objects of individuality, that reflect the adult world of society.

"Jenny, I got da' teeman in da club."

"Carlos, I got my pyton wit' all da teeman in da club."

"Rebecca, will you please pass me another bowl of freshly ground teeman?"

by Teemanmaster595 June 16, 2009

telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

TheEmoBook.com

A free social networking site made to become an alternative and to laugh in the face of Facebook.com , or as some Emobook users call them, FacePlace after Kathy Griffin and her mother.

TheEmoBook welcomes all misfits, scenes, emo, and goths with respect and has a record to hold many artistic, music loving, and talented members. Like Facebook that started around certain universities, this site was made and spread around a site called DeviantART, where artists of any age and kind could post their arts. The group on DeviantART who made this was #TheEmoGroup, one of the most popular emo groups ever on DA

Although the site shares extreme similarities to FacePlace, it has many more features, and not as many members to seem more comfortable.
In interviews, EmoBook is described as "Facebook, but hidden in a corner from bullies and preps and less stupid. Emobook is small but that might be the best part."

Since I joined TheEmoBook.com, I dont want to commit suicide because of no more Faceplace bullies. Thanks Emobook.

by PunkyHeart June 29, 2011