Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Talkingpointasaurus

n. The dominant species on Capitol Hill. Fawned over by the slobbering press seeking red-meat ratings. Frequently dine on boring, over-informed, over-intelligent, uber nerdy policy wonks.

Ignoring the serious debate, the press flocked to the Talkingpointasaurus.

by Dan Weyandt August 20, 2012

Taking A Bicket

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

talking soda pop

1. shooting the shit; talking about nothing
2. talking about something trivial, like soda pop flavors.
3. the common kind of chitter-chatter that takes place while enjoying a soda pop with a friend.

"Well you were talking soda pop
You were talking quite a lot" - I. Brock

by njhatt March 1, 2009

are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

Cheyenne Talking

The act of loudly speaking negatively about someone, unaware the person being spoken about is completely within earshot and able to hear exactly what is being said. An act popularized by Cheyenne Twiner of Toronto.

"Kevin is a googly eyed freak!!"
(whispered) "uhh...cool it, you're totally Cheyenne Talking right now, he's right over there."

by Swank. October 2, 2011