tanning booth

A closet-like box that sprays brownish color on you to make you look tan.

Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!

Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol

by Mixsey December 5, 2019

binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.

See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.

by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010

Tanning Booth

What makes Snooki look orange.

Thats what tanning booths do to you....

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 4, 2010

The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012