Ticket

Someone who thinks they are a ticket thinks they are class, amazing and doing good , they’re cocky and annoying

“Check Blair standing drinking his can a irn bru” “aye a know man , he thinks he’s a pure ticket”

Ticket by Cg1994 August 29, 2026

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

ticket proof 

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

ticket proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

ticket bitch by Chochain April 6, 2019

Ticket Flicker 

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

Ticket Flicker by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010

ticket to heaven 

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.

The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.

ticket to heaven by jsd9632 March 31, 2012

ticket stacking 

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

ticket stacking by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017