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Trenticles

Slang word used for an assumed homosexual named Trent. Because Trent enjoys testicles, he is better coined with the named "Trenticle." It is also a play on the word "Tentacles," which is by definition a "flexible appendage on a human." This references a penis which is both flexible and on a human.
T: Mr. Campbell you look very cute today.

C: Why thank you Trenticles, you as well
by cbh2380 February 12, 2018
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sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016
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testicles

Testicles or testes are the pair of male glands that produce sperm fluid; the tiny sperm in the fluid each contain half the 'information' required to produce another being of the same species. The other half is provided by the egg that is produced in the female equivalent glands called ovaries. When sperm is spurted into the female via the penis and has travelled through the cervix into the womb, the thousands of sperm surround the 'waiting' egg and when one sperm is successful in piercing the egg, the egg, which is hundreds of times larger than the sperm, then prevents further sperm from doing so. The egg is then "fertilized" and eventually grows into a new being of the same species.

The testicles also produce a hormone called testosterone; this hormone in large doses is what makes a being grow into a male. Thus testicles are what makes a male a male!

Unfortunately for mammals, the testicles have to be on the outside of the body so that they do not get too warm. They are composed of tiny tubes or sperm ducts where the sperm are produced; these tubes are coiled up like very thin coils of spaghetti and are contained within an outer cover attached to the body by a thicker tube (the testicle or sperm chord). This chord has a thin walled swelling at the testicle end called the “Epididymis” and this is protected by being at the back of the testicle. This swelling is very important because it is where the sperm is stored and reaches full maturity after being produced in the sperm ducts or tubes. Both the testicles are contained in a special skin bag called the scrotum that adjusts to keep the testicles at the right temperature; closer to the body in cold external temperatures and further from the body in warm external temperatures.

Because they are delicate, testicles have many nerve endings and these are made to cause pain if struck or put under pressure so that the owner will take care not to damage them. This pain is extreme and is not solely confined to the testicles and even a fairly moderate blow can cause debilitation by causing the owner to go into shock; a very hard blow can not only rupture the testicle, but can cause so much shock that the owner dies.

Human nature being what it is, testicles are very often the subject of torture to force a man to tell all he knows as in almost all cases, no man can withstand the pain caused.

Women also find testicles a welcome vulnerability in an otherwise much stronger assailant in self-defence; the famous kick in the balls is a great equalizer.

Additionally, because testicles, along with the penis, are an observable difference in the sexes and because they are what make a man a man, they are often the target (both mental and real!) of female hate (and revenge!) for making men “the way they are”!
As her pointy toe shoe struck him in the testicles, the testoserone pumped up jock went down like a sack of poatatoes; the other girls giggled at his screams as she kicked them again.
by Mike Martlet July 3, 2005
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
by Arven October 6, 2007
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truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.
by saledevo December 1, 2010
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Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.
You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
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