Thor

God of lesbians

may thor watch over my stupid lesbian ass

by fipplepap July 2, 2019

Thor

A obsessive compulsive body builder typically seen in the gym from open until close no matter what day it might be hogging the equipment you want to use

"I think he knows my workout schedule he never fails to take the machine i need to use." "Fuck that Thor man lets go hit the free weights."

by Trey dudemister January 4, 2008

thor

A common west coast slang term meaning no, nothing, not, never, didn't, etc. Originated from high school students in shoreline.

There is thor beer left.
I'm thor going because I'm sick.
"Are you going to pay for that?" "Thor."

by care March 8, 2005

Thor

Jon-Mikl Thor, the Canadian bodybuilder turned rocker and Z-rated movie star.

A.K.A. "The Legendary Rock Warrior", "Thunderhawk"

Let's tune our weapons!

by Andizzle4Life September 14, 2005

Thor

Nautical term used by homosexual sailor when committing sexual advanced to young and unexperienced sailorboys.

Homosexual sailor: Hey you Sailorboy, let's go below and have some thor.

by Adm. Cornelius Cruys May 6, 2005

Thor

Person with small penis Thor is a faggot with no friends he gets off to guys a lot Thor is a runner he will hit u and run like a little bitch Thor is the biggest pussy u can find

Omg your such a Thor

by Lofshsryjvs December 5, 2016

thor

someone or something that can be classified as stupid or unfortunate

Ew, Jaime is so thor!

by kira smith January 21, 2005