Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.

OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!

by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010

Kung thong

An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it

" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"

by lockie0069 September 6, 2011

Hey Thonkas

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by. Greeting the baby hey thonkas saying you are cute. Greeting my family,spouse or friends hey Thonkas saying cute way of saying I care for you alot.

by Latoya F Nazaire October 15, 2020

chump-a-thon

A event that sucks arse, usually involving chumps.

man, that party last night was a real chump-a-thon

by Macca J October 27, 2007

Karl jóhan thomsen

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.

my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen

by kaylacranny May 22, 2019

open thong

A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.

Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.

by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008

thansk

it’s thanks but i’m too damn lazy to correct it and for some reason autocorrect isn’t working

me: thansk
coco chanel: Inventing new words I see
me: i’m gonna put it in the urban dictionary
coco chanel: And the definition of thansk is?
me: YOULL SEE
me: IM SUBMITTING IT RN

by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019