Krystal Thomson

A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.

I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.

by schiesl April 1, 2010

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

Joshua Thomson

A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.

I saw Joshua Thomson the other day. He was so rude, but I fell in love with him.

by Asecretadmirer January 10, 2020

Bart Thomson

Bart Thomson aka Bart Simpson one of the most Favorited characters in The Simpsons using his secret identity

Bart Simpson you will now be known as Bart Thomson

by Bart Thomson April 12, 2020

Dan Thomson Vibes

1. to continuously go on about a meaningless win at locals, alienating those who experience such vibes.

“Bruh stop exerting Dan Thomson vibes pls”

by SGTurban July 29, 2021

fuzz thomson

Someone who hates losing, being wrong, or otherwise not being the star or smartest person in the room.

I know the Cowboys lost, but you’re being a real Fuzz Thomson right now.

by Chipmunk all star August 22, 2021