The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

packer on the first date

A packer on the first date is someone who on the first date packs (like the youtuber packgod)

"i was on a date with this guy and he started packing me"
"so he was a packer on the first date😹😹😹"

by FirstDateStabber111 March 30, 2026