Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

hood mona lisa

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022