Shizz

Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.

Gay men release shizz from their rear ends.

by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009

Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 27, 2006

shizz

the same as 'stuff'

yeah so im going out tonight, just dancing and shizz
i went to the shop yesterday and got some really awesome shizz

by kat1234567 April 16, 2009

shizz

A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually wave at someone behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...

by RoKkStAr719 January 6, 2009

shizz

the art of taking a shit and while sitting there deciding that a wank wud b great!!
(Mixture of shit and jizz)
this is most commonly performed by young males by the name of colm.

o i need a shizz!
that was a gud shizz
go have a fucking shizz

by nm08 January 15, 2009

Shizz

Sh-i-zz - Can be used as a verb or now.

The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.

As a verb:
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"

As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"

by Jors January 7, 2008