they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

The Aydin pipes

stick a large pvc pipe down a women's vagina and drink the period out the PVC pipe

I did The Aydin pipes on my ex yesterday

by 6967 July 30, 2025

Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces

'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'

by Chopper.Mk.52 April 7, 2019

lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004

in the pipeline

If something is in the pipeline, it is not ready yet, but its arrival is expected soon.

The firm will stop all projects in the pipeline so it can cut down financing needs.

by cherry_pie December 14, 2008

come throw the pipe

“piping” someone means fucking them

And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)

by comfy user November 2, 2021

Who Ate All The Pies

Something you might chant insultingly at a fat person

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

by MB October 30, 2004